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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as u are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let u see us cry, unless we want u to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if u are interested. But we will later deny it of make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot of sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for u (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if u don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but u know...I think I like u in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other of get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught door ourselves with u because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until u prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having u toon us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ezel girlfriend! Aren't u jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, of darling" are veilig to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess of Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking u are calling them to innocent of incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell u that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" of "I love you". If u think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up u in the hall and asks "Do u like Ashley?"

meer often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask u because she is to shy to ask u herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now u are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at u in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if u already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that u like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not toon it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless u tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if u are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close door the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be tonen too much

23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't toon it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants u to listen, she wants u to listen. She doesn't need u to fix it of tell her how to. She just wants u to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if u pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And meer likely than not, it will endear them to u meer than anything else.

30) Girls love it when guys say their name

31) Girls love confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, u know u mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to u as much as u enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get u off the hook; doing something sweet will always get u off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what u say, your ex-girlfriend is a schoffel, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious door nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if u think it is cool to burp, fart, of emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell u it is.

40) As far as u are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless u make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when u wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think u should wear that meer often"

41) Whatever u do, don't just toon up at our house unexpected of at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like u do. And no matter how much u would like to see that, we will likely never talk to u again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and u will be dirt.

43) We want u to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ezel at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want u to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed door u in front of your friends. It makes us feel like u care a lot about us.

45) u don't have PMS; so don't act like u know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me u never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want u to say u love us if u don't mean it

48) We love it when u make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If u ask a girl out directly, meer likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know u better and get to like u even more.

51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when u tell us what u are thinking, even if u don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When u have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, u have a lot meer responsibility, privilege and control than u would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. u don't have to hang on our every word of give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If u don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, of worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit u far meer to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then u do u earn us. We not some trophy u can earn,put on a shelf and admire. u have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!

58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how u feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
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posted by Bluekait
1. Do u sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know u like guys yet?
3. Are u a girly girl?
4. Small of large purses?
5. Are u short?
6. Do u like somebody?
7. Do u care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do u like Halloween?
9. Are u double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place u have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do u call anybody door their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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posted by nmdis
So Far, So Great"


Off to the races
I'm going places
Might be a long shot
Not gonna waste it
This is the big break
And it's calling my name
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So far so great, believe it
Can't take away this feeling
Taking a ride with chance to my side
Yeah, I can't wait
So far, so great

Might need to wing it
Still gonna bring it
Not gonna sink low
I'm going swimming
schommel, swing for the fences
Sky's not the today
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So...
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posted by neonstars
I Was Reading artikels in The Middle If The Night, & Someone geplaatst Lists Of Things They Hate. So, I decided to do the same ((:
Thanks For Whoever Gave me the idea door the way, I'm Not sure who It was But Theirs was Great :D

- When your Ex's Tell u They Miss u But They Did Nothing To Be With You.

-Homophobic people. Sorry Boos, I am who I am (:

-When u Text Someone a Whole Paragraph and they Reply with two words. What The Hell?

- Flip-Flops. Uh, I Have really ugly feet...So Yeah.

- Dr.Pepper, Sorry I'm Sticking to Coke Products xD

- Candy Crush & Temple Run. Mainly because I Suck at...
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posted by darange
hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case u didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be home pagina schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 top, boven thngs i love besides family and vrienden :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...
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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on Random found out that the Random club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The random club is one of the most populair clubs on Fanpop. We need to form a team of something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other clubs too, such as the Sonic fan Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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italics=dreams

regular=normal

you=enjoy

(Mituna’s POV)
Sollux and I walked down the hall, different blood types splattered everywhere. “What the hell ith going on here?” Sollux asked with frustration and curiosity in his voice. “I’ll be motherfuckin’ tellin’ u what’s all up and going on here” A voice had called out from behind us. Sollux and I stopped dead in our tracks, turning our heads slowly. There Gamzee stood, indigo blood pooling out of where it’s looks like he’s been cut, clubs in hand, walking slowly towards us.”Damn it Gamzee, what the hell hath gotten into...
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posted by suzuki_reika
“Death is terrible for anyone. Young of old, good of evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The meer u try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach u exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to verplaats house.

If your friend gets bitten door a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better veilig than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of u might have heard of the game Facade. those of u who have, u probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she zei "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they zei yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. u are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are meer mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost meer atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If u live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some vrienden along for company, of just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. of (._.) indecisive
:-) of =] of :) of =) of :] of :^) of :D of :^D Smile of happy
:-L of =L of o¬o Drool of Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( of =( of D: of D= Frown of Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP of XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD of XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S of :s of =S of =s confused
:Þ of :þ of =b of =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ of : of =/ of = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, of a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is meer of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most bitter of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish u were a door so I could slam u all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do u work for UPS? I thought I saw u checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy u a drink of do u just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted bed Thrasher: have u seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make u the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and u can...
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