1) If love is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should u believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at u if u blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a boom falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagon were run door women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do u plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your zitplaats, stoel can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice dag in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that schapen don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 uur convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for meer than one gans is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did u know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If olijf-, olijf oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do u know if zuur, zure cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern dag witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do mermaids wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do horses call their scary dreams?
41) Do u get to keep the time u save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does minuut rijst have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do u slam revolving doors?
52) If u put food colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an oranje is oranje and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should u believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that dogs love to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at u if u blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a boom falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagon were run door women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do u plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your zitplaats, stoel can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice dag in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that schapen don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 uur convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for meer than one gans is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did u know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If olijf-, olijf oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do u know if zuur, zure cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern dag witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do mermaids wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do horses call their scary dreams?
41) Do u get to keep the time u save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does minuut rijst have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do u slam revolving doors?
52) If u put food colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an oranje is oranje and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
* oranje Lavaburst
* perzik (no longer produced)
* Poppin' roze Lemonade
* aardbei Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy appel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* oranje Supernova
* roze Lemonade
* framboos Kiwi
* Strawberry
* aardbei Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C zuur, zure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* perzik (no longer produced)
* Poppin' roze Lemonade
* aardbei Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy appel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* oranje Supernova
* roze Lemonade
* framboos Kiwi
* Strawberry
* aardbei Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C zuur, zure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
__________________________________________________
THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our vrienden and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if u sometimes feel sad of depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to u sorry, but if your in any other country, then u still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When u think of chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our vrienden and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if u sometimes feel sad of depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to u sorry, but if your in any other country, then u still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When u think of chocolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artikel like this so here's another one.I hope u enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks door (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thee party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals door say "would u like to kom bij us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the roze fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good of I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks door (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thee party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals door say "would u like to kom bij us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the roze fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good of I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
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