Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if u think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)
1. A citroen is lying on the top, boven step, and u are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. seconden later u land on your ass, and volgende u are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A citroen is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the citroen that was created door your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the citroen into her concoction. volgende few days u suffer from unhappy stomach pains and u are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of fruit is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, u wouldn't believe, but u SWORE u saw a shadow of a citroen outside of your room, right where the knives would be. u go to investigate...and there is a mes volgende to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but u can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when u go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the citroen u have at home pagina that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that citroen either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the citroen away from your face when u open it. They like to be extremely zuur, zure that u are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at u for doing the deed. Now u know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
1. A citroen is lying on the top, boven step, and u are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. seconden later u land on your ass, and volgende u are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A citroen is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the citroen that was created door your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the citroen into her concoction. volgende few days u suffer from unhappy stomach pains and u are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of fruit is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, u wouldn't believe, but u SWORE u saw a shadow of a citroen outside of your room, right where the knives would be. u go to investigate...and there is a mes volgende to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but u can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when u go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the citroen u have at home pagina that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that citroen either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the citroen away from your face when u open it. They like to be extremely zuur, zure that u are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at u for doing the deed. Now u know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
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Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if u ever, one dag decide to call me that. If u think I'm insane, run away, because u are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too u a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. u think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .