Random Article: ten ways to know u have PMS

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posted by kitkat709477

1.everyone around u has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything u say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive u crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and u just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to stempel, punch someone without a reason
12.if u start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if u were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give u 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so u know*

deathding, Spottedpool and 6 others like this

slytherinangel LOL I like that..but you should add "You just want to punch someone without a reason" and "Wonder if you could use a PMS excuse to get away with murder" I always get emotional and cry then want to punch someone in the face the next few days XD.

Cries_Bloodlova He he Funny

rosie23 I do all that on a daily basis. Is PMS a good excuse for being a total bitch?

Vocaloidcode01 XD

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20 ways to know if a guy loves u ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if u notice him staring a lot at u ..like meer than 5 times in the same dag .(unless u got a stain on your shirt)
2- if u and him were in the same area , he would be with u in every where u walk to ( like a party of a concert ..etc)
3- he would sit volgende to u in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream of laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to u hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if u drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time u sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome vrienden and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time u read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though u may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't love you, my love.

I loved u with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping kar, winkelwagen and switch the items with stuff from the person volgende to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen u in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of u on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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My top, boven 15 LEAST favoriete beroemdheden

posted by KataraLover

These are my top, boven 15 LEAST favoriete beroemdheden and just like with my top, boven 15 favoriete beroemdheden lijst I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell u how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to toon that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a lijst like this pretty much just zei they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my lijst and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Pedobear iPod achtergrond XD

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Higurashi Quotes

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing meer than the the people who u spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions u speak of are only vrienden during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that u "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that u haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every vraag with another question. As soon as one of u says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male beroemdheden (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack schrijfbureau, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub kwis the other dag I lost door one point. The vraag was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other vragen was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that appel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing koop that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bommenwerper jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why u are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go home pagina and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted door aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late u are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me vooruit, voorwaarts to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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Dwayne The Rock Johnson Invents A Child Molesting Robot #PizzaGate

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Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.

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Sailor Moon Usagi Tsukino and Chibiusa funny faces scene

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My top, boven 10 Most Attractive Men And Women

posted by zanhar1

Jonica

I've been seeing a lot of these artikels lately so I kind of wanted to kom bij the party. Off of the top, boven of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my top, boven 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 afbeeldingen so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet

Amber

Alissa White-Gluz

Cadaveria

10. Mally

I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also love her piercings.

9. Minzy

I suppose I...