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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first vraag what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of boeken do u read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d u go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do u like to hum of sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
posted by randomgirl3000
How u can tell if someone is lying:

1) Look the person straight in the eyes

•As in poker, your eyes zeehond, seal the deal. It shows vulnerability. If looking at the eyes for a while and the person looks away, u know he/ she is lying.
2) Eyes are situated to the right

•Demonstrates that the person is “creating” an event to cover up what he/she has done. The person is thinking on the spot so it is a good time to counter attack the lie with a kick!
3) Changing the topic right away

•If the person is trying to drag the conversation of keeps diverting the topic towards something totally different,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course u don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights geleden and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? meer like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
posted by randomgirl3000
I feel your hands in my hair.
I feel your breath on my neck.
I feel your body pressed so close to mine.
I feel your lips on my throat.
I feel your hands verplaats to my back and your lips work their way up to mine.
I feel u and I love it.

I hear u say u love me.
I hear u whisper my name.
I hear u tell me I'm the only one for you.
I hear your breath in my ear.
I hear your soft snores as I fall asleep.
I hear u and I love it.

I see u as I run into your arms.
I see your face break through my world of darkness.
I see u fight away my fears.
I see u wipe away my tears.
I see you're in love with me.
I...
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when a girl is quiet a million things are running thru her mind.
when a girl is not arguing she is thinking deeply.
when a girl looks at u with wondering eyes she is wondering how long u will be around.
when a girl says 'im fine' after a few seconden she is not okay.
when a girl stares at u she is wondering why you're lying.
when a girl rests her head on your chest she wants u to be her's forever.
when a girl wants to see u everyday she wants to be pampered.
when a girl says 'i love you' she means it.
when a girl says 'i miss you' no one misses u more.
life only comes around once so make...
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posted by girsmurf22
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i am petting my kitty.



my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!


oh crap my cat just scratched me.


i'm suffering in pain.


now i'm screaming.


now i'm in the hospital.




now i'm dying.

NOW I'M DEAD.


and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.


AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.




THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................
 i'm gonna whoop your ezel
i'm gonna whoop your ass
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