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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason u have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents door their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail u out of jail and tell u what u did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin volgende to u sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen u cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about u with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave u behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

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► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memoriies
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewiind. The Happiness

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GIRL: do i ever kruis ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my of your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never kruis my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life.

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97% of teens would break down and cry if they saw robert pattinson (edward from twilight DUH) about to jump from a 20 story sky scraper but copy this on your page if u are one of 3% that would say JUMP u SPARKLY RETARD!!

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste him to help him
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posted by australia-101
Hide in the romp, kofferbak of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell random things out of your car window at random people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to datum her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at volgende left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at u wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and...
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9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the volgende row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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door all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if u do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be vrienden but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder u ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...
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posted by popular567
Ok. Here is my crazy hetalia middle east story

One morning. Qatar got up and woke up everyone for breakfast. "Wake up everyone! Its time for breakfast." Shouts Qatar when she tried to wake up her younger sister Bahrain. And everyone went to the table. "What is this again? I really don't like this kind of food" says Libya when she sits down at the edge of the table. "WHO HATES PANCAKES???" shouts Qatar across the tafel, tabel after breakfast everyone took A joyride in the truck. "Ok. Who is driving? And where are we going" says Syria when she kruis her arms. "Ok. So Kuwait is driving. And Kuwait where...
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