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posted by JustinDrew_B
Can I Get That Real
Can I Get That Official
Can I Get That Certified
Can I Get That Please
Can We Get This Fake To Delete, Delete, Delete?
Can We Get This Fake To Come Clean Clean Clean?
Ray? I Was Like Yo Ray?
Why Do These Fakes Try To Play These Girls This Way?
Okay Let's Get It Now.
u Messin' With Some Bad Bishes.
Ray's With His Fans.
We Don't Say Hi, We Say
Mofoing Right, Yeah.
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if this bish try to go hard im gona break her she hatin cuz i got all these boys that would never want to datum her . and u can try to get serious while we remain the dictator us + fakes + - many haters
Excuse Me, I'm Sorry. I'm Really Such A Lady.
I Rep Team Mindless, u Know MB, Baby
And We Be Reppin That, Til' The dag That We Die.
While u Sit There Bein Fake, Tryna Act All Sly.
Yellin, Why u Gotta Be Soo Fake? Can u Hear Me?
Please wis This Page! I Know u Hear Me.
Rest In Peace, To This Fake Ash Page.
Yes, My Dear. This Is So Explosive.
posted by pokemonyellow
•    Clear empty bottle
•    Matches
•    Lukewarm water

Step 1: Pour a small amount of lukewarm water into your bottle. Shake and pour out the water when you’re done.
Step 2: Light a match and quickly drop it in the bottle. Shake it until the match burns out; notice that the smoke from the match will fill up the bottle.
Step 3: Using both hands, squeeze the center of your wolk bottle as hard as u can. After several squeezes, you’ll see that a small fog will form as u release your hands. Place the bottle near a dark background to better see your very own wolk in a bottle!

Source: K-Zone Philippines
posted by hetaliaitaly
something un happy they fight so hard
they fight to see the ones they love
not ever knowing when of how but one dag some how
will find out how
bombs and guns horses and them
all leave together but rest in the end
the fight of honor
the fight for friends
all the things that matter in the end

some will live some will fall
a hero is made in the hearts of them all
the white flag wont be raised not until the peace is made
children cry knowing why there brothers and loved
ones leave for them so they may live in the end

smoke and ash brand and blood covered door cries
of the ones on death life and things that come...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
i will never leave im stuck on earth i cant go up of down i sit door my grave at midnight watching the moon and dark grey clouds

wolves howl in the dead of night
the moon gives of not one single light
i see someone sitting at a grave stone for two
his mum and dad are in thoughs stones sitting right volgende to me

as i watch him cry and scream he reminds me alot of me not happy not sad just plain old gloom being watched from air being moved door doom

then i see someone else walk door coming over to me he sits there watching looking into the white stone he knows it was him he knows why

he didn't mean for me to die none of them did maybe if they zei they cared of maybe just zei then meybe i could have lefted this world atleast i wouldn't be trapped

then the boy looks straight into my eyes looking like hes trying to toon all his 100 lies then he says im sorry just dont leave without me saying to u go leave rest in peace.
posted by Misharrypotter
Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I zei in return '' I don't care if your dressed of not get up and fry this spek for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the spek I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this jaar my...
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posted by E-Scope90
Speculate to break the one u hate
Circulate the lie u confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the volgende for u to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
You say it’s not a sword
But with your pen u torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And u don’t have to read it, read it
And u don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because u read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody...
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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers volgende to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. u must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by JonasLuver1
1.Whats your full name? – Jessica Drew William
2.How big is your bed? - normal
3.What are u listening to right now? – See No meer – Joe Jonas
4.What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? - 7755
5.What was the last thing u ate? – crunchy cats (:
6.Last person u hugged? – My half-Sister <3
7.How is the weather right now? - cool
8.Who was the last person u talked to on the phone? - My BF
9.What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? - Smile of Eyes
10.Favorite type of Food. - Fast Food :]
11.Do u want children?- Yea but not now.
12.Do u drink? – No sir(:
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posted by moolah
Brotherly Love
By: moolah

    Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
    I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my vrienden would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared...
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posted by coolkatstar
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. u can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil of paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever u really are.

Ready? ...


FIRST QUESTION: u are participating in a race. u overtake the seconde person. What position are u in?

ANSWER: If u answer that u are first, then u are absolutely wrong! If u overtake the seconde person and u take his place, u are second! Try not to screw up in the volgende question.

To answer the seconde question, don't take as much
time as u took for the first question.

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posted by invadercalliope
Hello everyone!
It's time to have talk time with Invader Calliope!
Ok so my fave band is trapnest!
My fave singer is gir!
I love rijst balls!
I am a great cook!
I am on the track team!
I love video games!
I love to watch Invader Zim!
I am InvaderCalliope!
I love ddr!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about kitties!
I have one!
There so soft!
I also have a pet ferret!
I love my fret so much!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about the power puff girls!
I love them so much!
I have a key chain with all three of them!
Now let's end todays talk time with InvaderCalliope!
The End!
posted by AnimeFan66
(A funny fanfic writtin door me. Hope ya'll enjoy it. :3)

"After school, I decided to take a long walk through the park. While I was walking, I ran into this large turtle. It appeared to be stuck on something so I helped it get into the river. Just when I put it in the water, it turned its head and bit my middle finger! It hurt so bad that I waved it around and complanied. The schildpad looked at me and gave a slight grin- the little snapper thought it was all funny. After I stopped crying, I walked to it and saidm "You think you're smart enough to bite my finger? Than how about I kick your shell?"...
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posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick uithangbord of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time u breathed frost...
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To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's dag together. Emily had cooked a stupid avondeten, diner and they ate on a log door candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by Trent-lover123
 Brought to u door Trent-lover123
Brought to you by Trent-lover123
Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a banaan peel* Kikio:Are u ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did u see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that u like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are u a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are u female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are u male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are u a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Do u like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: u just...
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posted by MTahmisian
Never have I ever….

* Been on a datum of in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, vrienden and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter of seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo of piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked of done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to Europe of Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to kruis the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. u can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 15: Fireworks

Liam was in The Nut House having a hot dog, and french fries.

Kevin: *Walks in*
Liam: *Waving to Kevin*
Kevin: *Walks over to Liam* hallo Liam.
Liam: What's going on Kevin?
Kevin: I'd like to ask u a question. Have u ever seen the fireworks in Lambertville?...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...

 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."

Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" door comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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