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posted by marksmen456

Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.

The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise u hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...

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Funny as hell jokes

posted by iluvsmj

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of u bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of u bastards who are getting on, get your ezel in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want u to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When u come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...

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Butterfly.

posted by BloodyMascara_

Butterfly, Butterfly.
It is ever so cold.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Save me from the snow.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
One door one,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
The soldiers run.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Keep me safe,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Fly me away.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
I will love u forever.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
You will leave me never.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Where did u go?
Butterfly, Butterfly.
I need to know.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
I am not safe,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Take me away.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Save me from the growing flames.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Show me the way.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
It burns so bad.
Butterfly, Butterfly....

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how to know a girl like u

posted by yukikiyruu

How To Know If a Girl Likes u – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that u meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely door the way she looks at u of door the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they toon it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...

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Cleverbot is a Stalker, Among Other Things...

posted by Spinner13

[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]

Cleverbot: But u zei I would never be the boss of you. Why did u change your mind?

User: I did not. And u are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps u have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Only if u have an evil twin who is pretending to be u on your website. Are u sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?

User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!

Cleverbot: I'm human, so...

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Meebo Emotions

posted by selenagomezfan7

meebo
     (meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
     (smile) :) :-) =) =-)
     :D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
     (angel) O:)
fun
     (lol) x-D X-D :))
     :P :-P
     (wink) ;) ;-)
     ;P ;-P
     :'D
     :-> :>
     (cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
     :-* :*
     :pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
     <:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
     :S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
     (hmm)
     : :-
oops
     :x :X :-X :-x    ...

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My lijst of Good Shows

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

Feel free to add some suggestions of reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The animatie is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get meer cartoons like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...

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how to annoy your parents?

posted by karpach_14

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask u what you're doing, say "Wearing...

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What Types of Nutrition Can Help u Fight Corona Virus (COVID-19)?

posted by PharmaLimitless

It has been almost six months since COVID-19 came into our lives and disrupted it completely. We are now living in a coronavirus pandemic, where we have to take extra precautions about what we eat, who we talk to and how often we leave the house, among other things in order to protect the health of ourselves and our loved ones.

Since no vaccine for COVID-19 has been found yet, the only and best way to control the virus spread is door limiting the exposure. Health authorities around the globe have issued recommendations and measures to follow to the virus spread.

In addition to observing these...

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An Open Letter to Grammar Nazis

posted by tamore

Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what u stand for is admirable. I love syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.

But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin love lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...

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How to ge an easy A+

posted by prussiaducky

1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, kwissen and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much u pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept of teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if u know the answer, of ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...

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i am

posted by Hollestercutie

All with [x] apply to me all with r idks

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,...

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Enough is enough.

posted by BlindBandit92

I am so sick and tired of people trying to force ideals and opinions down an individuals throat. IT is of the individual to make the choice what beliefs,opinions,etc they choose to follow.

If u are trying to rally people to a certain cause. Insulting,belittling,refusing to see middle ground,bias,hatred,etc will not aid in a person's plan to rally people? WHY? I'll tell u why. All of those things do the opposite of rallying generally. Sure u might have some people are on the same page immediately. But anyone else who are on the bridge of the opposite side will never come to your side.

By...

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The tunnles chapter 7 (I'm starting to know meer about the characters)

posted by misscrazel

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Spencer
I held on to Dominic. Something about it seemed different than hugging a friend. It also felt different then hugging Stephanie too. meer like hugging Belinda. That's weird.
I let go of Dominic. That was really creepy. Why would hugging Dominic feel like hugging Belinda? This is scary. I'm going to think about something else.
I go over to Stephanie.
"hi" I say.
"why aren't u with Dominic?" she asks.
"I'm not always with Dominic." I snap.
"you usually are." she says.
I have nothing to say to...

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Bullying

posted by Usui--takumi

Bullying is an insecure person who goes around putting others down just to make themselves feel superior, of just to hurt others, of try to control others.
It can be different types, verbal, looks, harassment, physical abuse, controlling, spreading rumors, manipulating others to dislike another person, disparaging remarks, lies, etc.
In every school , there is suppose to be an anti bullying program and not just a verbal policy, but one that is followed through on with the adults , principles, teachers, school administration.
The White House et al sent out a letter mandating these antibullyiing...

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My story!

posted by invadercalliope

One dag calliope and this girl named chloe (her friend)
Were sick so they couldn't go to skool.....
WHILE AT SKOOL
Oh no the disease if spreading!!!!!
MY HAIR NOT MY HAIR!
Calliope: this f****** sucks
chloe: *sleeping*
THE volgende DAY
EVERYONE WITH THERE HEAd on there chin!
Calliope: Oh hallo cassie
chloe: ummmm WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!!
calliope: u look like aberham licoin of whatever!
Cassie: I KNOW MY HAIR WAS ON MY FACE THIS MORNING!
calliope: well thats weird.....
chloe: WELL YEAH
calliope: umm chloe everyone in skool has shaved heads i just herd that they are re-naming the skool aberham beards
chloe: WOW
buffy: WHO DID THIS TO ME!
calliope: buffy was at skool >.> how much did me miss
chloe: alot
calliope: Buffy u should leave.....your creepy looking with that beard of yours
buffy: *cries*
calliope: well lets get to class

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14 Fun things To Do In home pagina pagina alone!

posted by sweetangel222

1- eat bubble gums

2- relax on the sofa

3- turn on TV
and raise it's sound to highest level.

4-play muziek players and raise it loud.

5- put your gums in home pagina door on the lock.

6- dance to the music.

7-switch on the computer.

8- turn on the air condition

9- play in your parents stuff
"Mix them up"
10- eat banaan and throw it on your neighbor door.

11- turn on the lights.
12- after electric gone,fire a Candle then feel it

13- switch on the electric lock .
14- jump up down from sofa.

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vragen a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask of Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If u Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would u mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs u and takes a little something off u would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are u sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If u say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all u want, not like I care if u are of aren't...As long as u don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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What to say when ordering a pizza

posted by karolinak1999

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their vragen with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on top, boven this time.

10. Do not...

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Chain Letters

posted by hatelarxene

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed door anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me door people who actually believe that if u send them on, then that poor 6 jaar old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do u honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give u and everyone u send...