Here are some quotes and sayings enjoy.
Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself
Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.
Life is random so am i.
i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!
You're now aware that u can't say "Irish Wristwatch".
caution i'm not like other girls.
If they laugh,it's funny.
I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.
we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.
i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.
a friend is someone who knows the song in your hart-, hart and can sing it back to u when u have forgotten the words.
the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen of even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
i hope u enjoyed the quotes and sayings!
Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself
Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.
Life is random so am i.
i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!
You're now aware that u can't say "Irish Wristwatch".
caution i'm not like other girls.
If they laugh,it's funny.
I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.
we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.
i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.
a friend is someone who knows the song in your hart-, hart and can sing it back to u when u have forgotten the words.
the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen of even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
i hope u enjoyed the quotes and sayings!
Why did I get divorced????
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do u mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minuten later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do u mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minuten later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.