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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin of cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by jeniffer2200
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-Get a magazine and get a pen and start making funny faces to the pictures

-If u have a video game turn it on and play and if u play with protagonist start making funny deaths to him/her

-Write a song

-if u are a girl go and make a new hair style (it's fun)


-go and play online games

-Hear some muziek and try to sing a-long

-Watch a comedy movie/series

-Try to help your mum door cooking of cook yourself

-if u have a pet go and play with it

-call some vrienden and tell them what have u done along the day

-plan for a party and create invitations

-if u like to draw,draw a member from your family and give it to him/her as a gift

-Chat with vrienden online on fanpop,facebook,twitter ETC.

-Go and zoek for some new achtergronden online for your computer
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. meer than machinery, we need humanity. meer than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
u can be the pinda boter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the wolk when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy u complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the appel, apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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User: Wendigo of yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome of disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious of vile; an action that arouses disgust of abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with u at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak u soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he of she yells at you. Then ask if u got the job.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he of she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s bureau in front...
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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)






Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my gitaar doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do u remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well






FCE Complete
posted by Bluekait
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Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

u never lived in the streets though u wish u had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If u need help of another example for a better understanding, let me know.
posted by E-Scope90
I looked this up and it was really interesting.

The human brain weighs approximately 3.0 pounds. Human skin (all three layers) weighs approximately 20 pounds, intestines 7.5 pounds (large intestine: 4.0 lbs., small intestine: 3.5 lbs.), lungs 5 pounds (2.5 lbs. each), the liver 3.2 pounds, and the hart-, hart 0.6 pounds.e
Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) has never been fully explained, though some scientists believe that a neurological glitch causes an experience to be registered in the memory before reaching consciousness.i
In 1955, Einstein’s brain was preserved for research
Albert Einstein’s...
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posted by spongefan612
2
 Patrick Laughing
Patrick Laughing
I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we love pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get u nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an olifant balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are u callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We stal a balloon!" ~Patrick...
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posted by TVD_rocks
7
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds u of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home pagina adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he antwoorden he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by EllentheStrange
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Dance Gavin Dance
Daniel Striped Tiger
Danse Macabre
Devar-toi
Devices
Die, Emperor! Die!
Dogs of Ire
Dot Flash Line
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Efra
Emarosa
Emilyrose
Encyclopedia Of American Traitors
Endless Inertia
Enter Shikari
Envy
El Minotaur
Escape The Fate
Eurich
Evergreen Terrace
Eyes Set To Kill
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Fighter Hayabusa
Flashbulb Memory
Flames Over Broadway
For The Fallen Dreams
From Autumn To Ashes
Funeral diner
Funeral For A Friend
Gillian Carter
Gospel
Greeley Estates
Hassan I Sabbah
Hawthorne Heights
He Is Legend
Here I Come Falling
Heroin
Histories
Hopes Die Last...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
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In Japan,people use lots of smileys of emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and u don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do u use these emotions of others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See meer emotions here: link
posted by -SkySplitter-
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a mol have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A eend walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The eend doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what u stand for is admirable. I love syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.
    
But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin love lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...
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Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform u about Injustice done door Fanpop to innocent users! :/
_____________________________________


I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & u will laugh if u people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same iconen from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
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Aquarius January 20 -February 18

Your element: Air

Your ruling planets: Uranus

Symbol: The Water Bearer

Your stone: Amethyst

Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries

Vibration: High frequency

Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original


Pisces February 19 -March 20

Your element: Water

Your ruling planets: Neptune

Symbol: The Fish

Your stone: Bloodstone

Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large

Vibration: Erratic Energy levels

Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities.


Aries March 21 -April 19

Your element:...
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From a girls point of view...

1. If u want to go out with a girl UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO u WAIT FOR HER TO ASK u OUT, u have to do it yourself girls just expect it of you.

2. NEVER tell of hint to a girl that she needs to lose some weight even if your just joking

3. I know alot of guys think that door being a jerk to a girl they will like you. it just makes them want to have nothing to do with you

4. If u want a girl to know u like them without actually telling them, stare at them as much as u can u may think that they will find it creepy but they take it as a hint that u like...
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posted by Jasonfan44
It is also a youtube video

1: Run around in circles until u puke

2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the uithangbord and try not to get a headache.

4: Get into a conversation with the wall

5: Go outside and pretend u are on a reailty T.V show

6: Watch T.V when it's off

7: Try to create another language and speak it to someone else

8: Try to do chin ups on your douche curtain bar(Not recomanded)

9: Get angry at someone for no good reason

10: Make reservations at McDonalds

11: Ask olijf-, olijf Garden if they have a children's play pen

12: Look at all the words u can make with the word...
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