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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason zei hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason zei letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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posted by Bluekait
This is my fanfic of Nightmare Before Christmas. I only have 2 chapters for this story and I am sharing the 1st chapter with you. I am currently working on the 3rd chapter. If u want to see the rest, click on the link:

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Chapter One: Halloween Town Discovery

Kaitlyn is an explorer. She loves to explore the woods behind her home. One day, her parents zei they are going out on a two-month vacation and she'll be home pagina alone. Kaitlyn is fine with it. The volgende day, she decided to walk in the woods. She came to a place where she...
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posted by hatelarxene
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed door anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me door people who actually believe that if u send them on, then that poor 6 jaar old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do u honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give u and everyone u send...
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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days geleden and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST RANDOM PARAGRAPHS IN THE commentaren AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN artikel AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as u please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this artikel I will tell u about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell u about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate u in a good way.

Everything in this artikel is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to datum facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach u exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to verplaats house.

If your friend gets bitten door a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better veilig than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of u might have heard of the game Facade. those of u who have, u probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she zei "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they zei yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by hetalianstella
This is just a collection of quotes which I love to live by. Hope u enjoy them! =)

"In my mind, I am free." - Stephen Hawking

"This is one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong (on the Moon)

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are meer comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

"Two roads diverge in a yellow wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top, boven
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT door U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
posted by unohana
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When u a follower u are trying to be like someone. If u are trying to be like someone than u are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If u follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental home pagina for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a cirkel like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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posted by Invincible321
I got this idea from Wanda5.

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the antwoorden (song titel and artist) and bold the line when someone guesses correctly.

1. Do u ever feel like a plastic bag... Firework-Katy Perry
2. In the night, I hear 'em talk... Heartless-Dia Frampton
3. Baby, be mine 'cause even God knows... Scream-Hedley
4. All this talkin' to you, I don't know what I'm to do... Stop Standing There-Avril Lavigne
5. When u walk, u don't leave tracks... Kiss &...
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I love this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face of the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I love him with all my heart. I love the way he sings, I love the way he looks, I love the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by Musiclover456
1. Do u sleep in your bra ; no
2. Does your dad know u like boys yet ; yes
3. Do u enjoy drama ; no!
4. Are u a girly girl ; not much
... 5. Small of large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small
6. Are u short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’
7. Do u like somebody ; yes
8. Do u care if your socks are dirty ; of course
... 9. Do u like Halloween ; OF COURSE♥
10. Are u double jointed ; a little
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about u ;not...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
u can be the pinda boter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the wolk when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy u complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the appel, apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my top, boven 14 fave sayings and quotes :) Enjoy xx

14. u got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when braambes, blackberry and appel, apple where just fruit -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in love when u cant fall...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod of something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the food sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the muziek store whether u can get a CD that u know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minuten later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if u are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when u get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
Contributed door funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
Contributed door funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the kap #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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posted by PsychadelicSkye
60 Fun ways to order a pizza


1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly...
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