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Boulevard of broken dreams parody (boulevard of dead cologne)

posted by misscrazel

I wore lonely cologne
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home pagina to me and I wore cologne

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of dead cologne
Where the cologne sleeps
And I'm the only one and I wore cologne

I wore cologne
I wore cologne
I wore cologne
I wore co...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My cologne’s hart-, hart is not beating
Sometimes I wish my cologne will find me
'Til then I can’t wear cologne

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the perfume line
Of the edge and where I...

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its hard to be strong

posted by hetaliaitaly

its hard to be strong?
i need to get back to the place where i belong
i never felt so strong

thinking of the reasons why?
never knowing do of die?

its not like they care?
then why do u find it so unfair
its hard to be strong but we make life verplaats along

u get what u want to why do u cry and lie and lie?

its not that hard to be u just dont act the way others do

why do u feel this way im the one who always pays

u laugh at things that dont make sense u toon of when u think?

its hard for me to be strong im not just gonna go along

thats not me thats just u stop doing what they do

u used to be my friend but i guesse love is nothing in the end

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Torn Soul

posted by LovingTruth

Today was a hard dag for me,
I woke up early in the morning when everyone was asleep.

I couldn't sleep,
there was something inside me,
It was hurting me so much that I didn't know what to do to make it go away.

My soul was torn apart, love towards this girl was starting to hurt me in a way no imaginable to me.
Desire to be with her took over my soul and only she can help me take this pain away.

Now I know that strongest emotion is love, it's the most powerful thing on this planet.
Nothing can't stand beside it nor destroy it.

I just hope, she feels a bit of what I'm feeling towards her.
If not,
My hart-, hart and soul will be covered in thick layer of sadness, misery , emptiness, no meaning to live.

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Dreams are Pretty Random…

posted by halo_monty

Last night I had a dream. It was no normal dream. I was at the photography studio where my mom works and I was talking to Ian Somerhalder. That was *awesome*. But then Paul Wesley appeared and gave me a weird look then walked away. All of a sudden, Ian Somerhalder was playing baseball in the foto shoot room. I walked out of the room and returned minuten later. Ian had turned into a vampire! A real one, not Damon! I gasped and begged him not to drink my blood, but he smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm a fruit vampire!" He pulled a pruim out of his pocket- which was weird because before I left the room, his skinny jeans didn't have pockets- and started sucking the sap out it. When he was done, Paul Wesley came back with a normal expression and the two leaned against a window, just like the poster in my room. I think I've looking at that poster to much…

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Signs that someone is Lying to You.

posted by chelo_monster

I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting u and the people around you, u have to take action. u have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. u have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...

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Bloodthirsty - INFO.

posted by LostieKilljoy

Heyyyy Lostie here XD

I'm here to write information about this story I'm writing. I know most of u are bored about hearing about vampires, but trust me, Bloodthirsty is different.

Bloodthirsty is a story about a young girl whose parents get killed door the "Wretchens" (Wretchens are demons). A vampire called Kieran comes to her rescue as soon as the Wretchens turn on her. The girl discovers that her parents are part of a once powerful clan called the Psys, people who are in touch with their psychic powers on a powerful level.

Kieran is gegeven the job to protect the girl from Wretchens attacking...

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lijst of Words that just Popped into my Mind Randomly

posted by hello_sun

-apple
-raped
-tree
-sour
-lose
-ask
-opinion
-weather
-racket
-enough
-ant
-zebra
-ate
-the
-monkey
-batman
-puffball
-name
-laughter
-muse
-water
-soap
-opera
-why
-weird
-gate
-still
-lost
-ran
-away
-creature
-devour
-paper
-domes
-fly
-until
-question
-unable
-superficial
-needed
-desire
-sorry
-apologize
-okay
-never
-happened
-again
-tomorrow
-dread
-caution
-able
-the
-end

I have absolutely no idea what that was. Did anyone read until the end? (Literally "the end") Yeah, I would've skipped a few words too. That isn't what normally goes on in my mind, since I don't think in singular words, and I was looking around the room to get the words to pop into my head. Did u get bored before "-the -end" and are not even reading this? Hello? Anyone there? Weird...

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about pizzafan

posted by Kswifty13

ok people let get this good because if u like him u will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
u can ask me anything u do get

so if u do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what u do not get in writing just do not over do it

do not fan this person are u will be put up to things u will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank u and good bye
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Red as blood

posted by hetaliaitaly

It's just so easy, for them to watch u bleed.
You never expected them to care, so its a feeling of mystery.
Whether you're thankful for the freedom, of hate that they don't care at all,
It's all a lost deep feeling, and it almost hurts while u fall.
But secretly, u dont mind
the way u tumble to the ground and fall.
because u know soon u will hit,
and the end will be waiting to be found.
But until then, the sharp will be there. The blade will be all u need.
It's not like anyone else is there for you, so your fears and regrets are left to bleed.
Rip apart your feeling of pure imperfection,...

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top, boven 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

top, boven 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give u her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when u try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s gegeven u a fake number. Some women will give u their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell u why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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Growing Pains

posted by nmdis

"Growing Pains"

You would think
that I could find
a simple song,
a photograph of mine
To toon this public eye,
what I have to offer
I may not have a PHD,
of speak
in eloquent philosophy!
I'm nothing more
than simply me u see!

What I am trying to say
I'm just a babe
in so many ways!

I'm still growing,
still stretchin'
Still breaking
in these new shoes
Looking for a way
to make a mark of my own
I'm just a spring chick,
wet behind the ears
It's a part of life
so there's no need to fear
These growing pains
that I'm going through

I don't regret,
I'm not ashamed
that I haven't yet begun
to speaketh...

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Random ways to kill boredom.

posted by lunafan0299

1.Tomato dodgeball
2.Watch a movie in the dark and flicker the on and off over and over.
3.Wach a scary movie in the dark & sneak up on people.
4.Tomato baseball.
5.Give your computer a makeover and see what your parents say.
6.Draw a face on your parents computer with permanent markers & c what they do.
7.Auction off your siblings of younger family & your parents stuff & see what they do in your front yard.
8.Talk to strangers about random things.
9.Kiss a random person(opposite gender) & then break up dramatically.
10.Look up funny videos.
11.Kiss a frog & see if it turns into a prince.
12.Act like a dog when a stranger walks door you.
13.Write a story with people from different world(examples:sonic,mlp,skull girls,real people,ex)
14.Make artikels like this.
15.Talk to people on the internet.
16.Play mlp games(even if u hate it)
17.Say random stuff to your parents.
18.Have your own day.
19.Make a new day.
20.DANCE PARTY

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Normality~

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

This is really just me over thinking the whole entire "normality" thing.

Normality is impossible, why u might ask?

Well.., if everyone was "normal" we wouldn't have the risk takers, the partiers, the scientist, everyone would be the same. And so much stuff wouldn't exist, such as: the telephone, internet, different drawing styles, life styles, types of food, types of music, ect.

Everyone is different, and they have different perspectives on "normality", so really everyone's definition of being "normal" would vary, and then no one would be this so called normal.

So if someone calls someone "abnormal"...

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A shitty dag

posted by anime7reality

Advice: So... I hope that u are not eating of u just ate because u are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my bureau and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates zei that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came volgende to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I...

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20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters

posted by TVD_rocks

I know it's not Halloween but I've found this on the internet and I just love it!

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick of Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a aktentas, werkmap with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time u got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the...

Moving On

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to kruis the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...

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X3

posted by ssook78

oranje kitten: mommy kitty im hungry
grey kitten: yeah mommy we are very very hungry
*all the kitten meows*
me: *feeds*
oranje kitten: mommy can u dance *does the salsa with grey kitten*
me: O_O
1 dag later........
my mom: LALALALALALALALLA
kittens: o_o
me: :D
my friend >_<
my dad: *dancing like a maniac hobo*
some random dude: SHUT THE FUCK beeeep
me: WELLL u ARE WEIRD
some random dude: SAAAAANNNN
me: da fuck?
kitten: meow meow meow meow moew
me: ASIFJAIOJASIOJSG
2 days later.......
me: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
elmo: hi im elmo
me: AHHH HOLY SHIT!! *shoots elmo*
elmo: AHHHHH!!!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
one uur later....
me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
kitten: MEOW!!
and thats what i do when im bored okay bye!

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BRITHDAY FOR KATE!!

posted by sweetseena97

One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she zei it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she zei are u on your way? becouse me and morgan are here. Kate zei yes i am door the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 minuten latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. hallo i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh zei the voise u are so cute when u freack out, REALLY WHO...

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MILEY CYRUS IS DEPRESSED ABOUT HER PARENTS DIVORCE

posted by ShiningsTar542

Some of u girls will remember that on Wednesday i told u that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news bron HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated door her parents Tish and Billy straal, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile geleden and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started acting out...

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Random Facts

posted by i_luv_angst

This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be gegeven to the wrong parents daily.
5 Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's hart-, hart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...