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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Bathing?

The fear of bathing is known as Ablutophobia. This disorder can trigger a severe and persistent fear of normal, everyday tasks like washing one’s hair and cleaning the body.


Reasons For Fear of Bathing

Those who fear bathing may suffer great side effects from their phobia. Society does not take kindly to the odors and dirt that result from a lack of personal hygiene. Employment and relationships tend to suffer when someone has an aversion to cleaning themselves in a normal manner.

This phobia can be triggered in different ways. For example, a traumatic experience related...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to kruis the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hey, it's me again, the guy who can't keep a schedule to save his life, coming at u with another scheduled special artikel series. Again. Let me tell u about a man named Hidetaka Suehiro, meer commonly known as SWERY65 of just SWERY. A japanese game writer with a bizarre tone, wears his influences on his sleeve, and he also loves his wine. Like, a lot. Like maybe a bit too much from the news stories I've heard, but that's not the point. The point is I really enjoy the games that he puts out. Even if u would say a his games range from strange without some real point and being borderline...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. zei ‘I love you’ and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top, boven of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept...
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posted by someone_save_me
Beauty is our weapon against nature; door it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the love that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that love which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
Derek Walcott

Guided only door their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired door the art of mathematics rather than door any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
E. T. klok, bell

I don't...
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posted by -Yusha-
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Really hart-, hart touching....... .A Must Read door all...

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been meer than 5 of 6 years
old..

TheCashier said,'I'm sorry, but u don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied:''You know that u don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.''The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.'It's...
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posted by Americsson1776
Just a tip for all of u writers out there. A good method of character development that 8theGreat and I have been using, is to imagine them in normal every dag situations, such as:
1: How would he/she react to accidentally walking into a glass door?
2: What kinds of films of shows would he/she watch?
3: What social group would he/she be in while in high school? Extra curricular activities?
4: favoriete celebrity of person in history?
5: favoriete music, books, of movies?
6: What kind of car would he/she drive?
7: How would he/she react to being invited to see a horror movie with someone he/she likes?...
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posted by happygirl22
Hi! I'm going to tell u some fun facts about chocolate. I got these facts from the internet. Well, lets get started! :D


Did u know?


A recent study indicates that when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate.

Aztec Emperor Montezuma drank 50 golden goblets of hot chocolate, dyed red and flavored with chili peppers, every day.

Chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 seconde douche scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie, Psycho, which actually took 7 days to shoot.

The average American consumes meer than 10 pounds of chocolate...
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posted by misscrazel
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Alice Rossetti sat at the keuken-, keuken tafel, tabel eating her green-beans. 
"Mom," she said, "Why do I have blond hair and green eyes but u and Dad have brown hair and blue eyes?"
"Why don't u go play in your room?" Her mom said. 
Alice walked up to her room.
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That night Alice could hear a tapping at her window. 
'Its just a moth' she told herself. But she knew it wasn't. She saw faces on the ceiling one looked like her only older. They were wispering, "Magica, Magica."

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Alice woke with a start. Something   seemed to...
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posted by canal
I would have seen it all backwards but i have to tell u about my first love.Eli my friend Tyler said.Dude don't u get people thinks we're idiots i said.I know but we'e buds right zei Tyler.Yeah I zei pushing my black hair to the side of my face.Eli!! yelled a voice.I turned my head to see a little girl running towreds me.Eli the girl yelled again.She ran into me And it was my sister she was crying.Whats wrong Niomi i said. A boy made fun of me he zei i was an idiot Niomi zei still crying.It's ok people call us idiots we just look past it i said.Niomi wiped her eyes and stopped crying...
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posted by victorodonnell
I cannot believe…!
I look at the flame dancing in the fire-place,
My legs crossed, my hart-, hart seared.
I look around taking in every detail of the house.
I see the rood, the gothic painting…
And in the golden light,
I see her, my love,
Smiling down at me.

I cannot believe that I am at her home,
Waiting for the unbelievable to happen!
I gulp nervously, and she laughs
A melodious laugh…
That makes me sink back in the couch.
I feel like a child again,
Eager to unwrap his gift…
What a hot gift!

She slumps back volgende to me,
Looking into my eyes,
And inching near me,
Until her lips were inches away from mine....
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posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, u kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Gothic clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by brucewillisfan
The main problem that guys face when trying to kiss a girl is knowing if they are ready to kiss them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... u will know. Here's how u can increase your odds. But, if u know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable door making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes of u will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to kiss that...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.


Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!

Dear wife:

I'm writing u this letter to tell u that I'm leaving u forever. I've been a good man to u for 7 years & I have nothing to toon for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that u quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, u came home pagina & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favoriete meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. u ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. u don't...
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posted by CatAlicerox14
1. find cereal boxes with prizes in them and open the box and stuff the toys in your pockets and hand bag of what ever u can stuff.if caught simply say "these have been recalled as kids are prone to sneezing"
2. Follow the stock person in the vegtables and fruit aisles and ask every minuut "watcha doing?"
3. Ask the stock person as he put one item in "is that ripe? of rotten?"
4.if they have a toy aisle open toys (no matter what age u are) and play with them (if squirt gun go to bathroom and fill it up with water and squirt people)
5.go inside the bathroom and sing everytime someone comes in....
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u should never change who u are, of what u like, of your personality because someone else doesn't like it, of looks down their nose at you... but sometimes it is important to know and to care about what others think of you.

For example... if u wear makeup, of buy clothes that make u look good; if u are polite and u smile when someone smiles at you, then u care about what they think and this is a good thing.
If everyone zei that they didn't care what people thought of them, then the world would be in total chaos. Respect comes from caring about other's opinions and what people...
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White: Symbolic of purity, innocence and naivete, white has strong connotations of youth and purity. If u are an older person, your preference for white could indicate a desire for perfection and impossible ideals, maybe an attempt to recapture lost youth and freshness. It may also symbolize a desire for simplicity of the simple life.

Red: The color of strength, health, and vitality, Red is often the color chosen door someone outgoing, aggressive, vigorous and impulsive—or someone who would like to be! It goes with an ambitious nature but those who choose it can be abrupt at times, determined...
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posted by invadercalliope
This artikel is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.



Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!

She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!

She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!

She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(

Shes a tattel tail!

She dresses like a french h****

I love her but she pisses me off!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i love cereal yes i do

i love cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i love cerial yes i do i love cerial u better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if u can't have crealeal

do not steal

i love creal yes we do i love ceral u should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i love ccerale yes i do

i love crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some random songs u made up plz commet