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1. u can do whatever u damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. u can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. u can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. u don't having to think about birth control, calendars of ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. u can go out and flirt as much as your hart-, hart desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet zitplaats, stoel issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All u Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's hart-, hart is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him u met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do u listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him door his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favoriete guy[If u hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson of some who u like ALLOT!]

9. Come home pagina saying u found your true...
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i didn't write this

1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office u barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands u a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

7....
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED door YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying oranje on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as u want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza of something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister of brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your muziek really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a brood belegd broodje, sandwich

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat of dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
posted by My8thUsername
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own lijst of top, boven Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So u no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An oranje is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if u don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest u don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your vrienden and either forget all about us of tell a story about the hideous freak u met tonight. u don’t know me, if u did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have vrienden - except my brother....
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so u don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason u have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents door their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail u out of jail and tell u what u did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin volgende to u sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen u cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If u can't drink and drive, why do u need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do u need a silencer if u are going to shoot a mime?

Have u ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone u love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard of hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as u open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minuten of so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring of your nails on the blackboard volgende time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. volgende concert u go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Okay, she's kinda getting meer famous door the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Christmas dag Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if u like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If u ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, singing lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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I am often starting to be a fan of something but If u are fan of somebody/something there can always be a situation when u will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that of something simmilar. But then u start to feel distracted. u don't know what to start with. Maybe u are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help u to stop being a fan easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So u just understood that u don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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This is my updated lijst of my top, boven 20 favoriete fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new favorieten of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the top, boven 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please fan and commentaar because I love to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey muis and vrienden Franchise)...
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I've been meaning to make this artikel for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my favoriete couples lijst before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my lijst to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please commentaar but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The zwaan-, zwaan Princess)
 "Well, there u have it.. everlasting love...."
"Well, there u have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this artikel to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, u did it. u FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag u down to his level and beat u with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stal a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make u a Christian any meer than standing in a garage makes u a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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posted by Bluekait
1. Do u sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know u like guys yet?
3. Are u a girly girl?
4. Small of large purses?
5. Are u short?
6. Do u like somebody?
7. Do u care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do u like Halloween?
9. Are u double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place u have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do u call anybody door their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...
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posted by nmdis
So Far, So Great"


Off to the races
I'm going places
Might be a long shot
Not gonna waste it
This is the big break
And it's calling my name
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So far so great, believe it
Can't take away this feeling
Taking a ride with chance to my side
Yeah, I can't wait
So far, so great

Might need to wing it
Still gonna bring it
Not gonna sink low
I'm going swimming
schommel, swing for the fences
Sky's not the today
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So...
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