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1. u fall down the stairs.

2. A boom falls down on you.

3. A lama spits in your face.

4. u eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. u are making out with a person and then u trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your hoofdkussen, kussen gets a face and bites u head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate u and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, u get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that u are going to die, then u die.

11. When u are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up vlaamse gaai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are u addicted? Are u a super fan? Are u just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are u on Fanpop too much?

1. u see something u like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. u start shipping people u know of see.

3. u hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. u hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. u hear something and u want to commentaar on it.

6. u have great ideas of something u should post on Fanpop at completely random times of day.

7. u get a new favoriete and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will u marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no meer pinda butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and u have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as u can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as u can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend u try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT of IT WON'T WORK AND u WILL WISH u HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK u OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT u ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise u WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. volgende to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS u WANT. ~ 3....
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The top, boven six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as u have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command of File Name" is about as informative as

"If u don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as u make a commitment to one, u find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around u has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything u say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive u crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and u just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to stempel, punch someone without a reason
12.if u start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if u were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give u 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so u know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that u just wanna stempel, punch in the face , then someohow , u end up in a relationship with them , u fall in love , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing u want to burn either (:]) Well if u still have feelings for that person im gonna help u get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap u guys (: , ohk so u could first start off door doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave u on brand ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be gegeven LIFE in prison without the possibility of parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet python refused to eat it was gegeven three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD tonen Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf of date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the volgende time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz commentaar ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think of relate to these, in some way of another:

-When u forget someone's name u wait for someone else to say it so u don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't wis my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and u are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are u kidding me?' even though u know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when u grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when u cheat,we hate u and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like u understand PMS,because u dont.So stop acting like it.

4.when u stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and u get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So u may as well stfu.

5.when u flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if u arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like u dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your vrienden then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask vragen so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s vragen in slow motion 2)Answer vragen only with one word
3)Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” of “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer vragen in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If u have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal door conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what u think."

7. Claim that u must always wear a bicycle helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway u never take, of teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see u crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person of kindly...
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Like the titel says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My vrienden zei that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley u remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex u remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did u get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have u know I invited my...
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