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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·3 dagen geleden
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist u have to believe every quote Hawking ever zei ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was zei that evil. Is atheisms most powerful weapon against Christ, and it is. "If god is so loving? Why does he allow evil?"
Snob: Not true. Evil would exist regardless of God.
Josh: Professor Robbinson. Who is clearly a atheist. Doesn't believe in moral absolutes. I'm betting if I manage to get a A door cheating. He'll suddenly start sounding like a christian, saying it's wrong and should of known that.
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List by ShadowFan100 posted ·4 dagen geleden
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1. Trench Coats

I'm really starting to love trench coats. I like how they look, and how slim-looking they are.. However, my aunt will only let me wear them when it's raining. I get that that's what they're used for, but what if it's just REALLY cold outside? And I wanna put on something warm, yet, cool-looking? I don't see what her problem is with that, but whatever. I still love them, regardless.

2. Kilts.

I also love kilts, because they're apart of Irish culture. And fun fact: I actually have some Irish in me. And wearing one of these would be a cool way of expressing that side of myself. But according to my aunt, kilts are "too feminine" for me to wear. Not even around the house. I do understand what she's getting at, because kilts and skirts do have a similar appearance. But why should that even matter? They're just pieces of fabric, nothing more. She actually told me that the only way I'd be allowed to wear kilts is IF I were in Ireland. Not the USA. Because, dressing culturally-appropriate is a must to my family, apparently. Which sucks.
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Opinion by 1012jackson posted ·4 dagen geleden
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I love you
Even though I don't like u right now
I want you
Even though u keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still love you
Even though I don't like u right now


I was tryna save us
But u got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I love it, I love it
u know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
u say u need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and u don't remember half of
The whole lotta games that we played
I ain't afraid to say when I'm wrong
u ain't afraid to dance how u owe me a favor
As long as I


I love you
Even though I don't like u right now
I want you
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Opinion by deathding posted ·6 dagen geleden
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Henry Bemis of "Time Enough at Last", an early episode of The Twilight Zone.
So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal favoriete episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be gegeven here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope u all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



[b][i]Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
The recurring river tides stempel, punch my glasses with disdain.
I try and discover a way out, ruminating it is not so.
But the azure sky remains stagnant, in a demeanor just as hollow.


After turmoil, abuse, neglect, and treason,
My hart-, hart should be prosperous in this world without reason!
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Opinion by NagisaFurukawa- posted één maand geleden 1
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Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
So i watched the Live action Fullmetal Alchemist Movie on Netflix with a friend. IT is a good movie. I liked how it stayed true to the FMA/Brotherhood story. But i don't like how the English Dub sounds like a narrator voice while they talked Japanese. So i watched the Movie in Sub. And Edward Elric the actor is too tall looking. But other than that,the live action FMA Movie is spot on. Glad they did not fully mess up with this movie. Hope they make another one.

I feel that Netflix and Warner brothers did a good job on this movie. People out there in the world need to stop comparing anime live actions to the episodes. It's like how Marvel and DC films change and is not similar to the comics and cartoons sometimes. And the fans are like that was so unexpected and cool. Yet Anime,Manga and Vocaloid fans freak out when anime changes live action films a little from the original series. And fans of anime and Manga need to calm down. And stop trying to ruin the good stuff we get that is live action anime Movies. So Anime/manga fans gotta give credit where credit is due. The Movie was entertaining. Sure some parts where changed a little. And cut out. But it still a great...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted één maand geleden 1
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards door an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted één maand geleden 1
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A green 1970 Ford mustang was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing volgende to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that mustang in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: u done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. u two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What are u up to?
Johnny: If I can get new cars for my watch door scanning them, I can also get some door typing in codes into the watch.
Commander Kane: And that's why it's plugged into the computer.
Johnny: Yeah. It's a ten digit code. I'm going to try 2188561673. It'll take a few minuten to load, so I thought we'd go into the cafe and grab a quick bite.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted één maand geleden 1
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death door haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. All while his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the haai was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)

I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach..

So Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the strand ever again... Why would they EVER go the strand after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
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List by skunkpile posted één maand geleden 1
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Sponge. Spork. Excrement. Feeces. Squeegee. Ferment. Spatula. Boudin. Conundrum. Okie dokie. Doppelgänger. Gristle. Equinox. Absinthe. Wasp. Spunk. Tweezer. Wasabi. Pezz. Poinsettia. Creamatorium. Zamboni. Guillotin. Dollop. Beezlebub. Kiwi. Spatula. Bazooka. Gargantious. Lobotomy. Zucchini. Tortious. Oyster. Peroxide. Excrement. Malarkey. Locomotive. Kimosabi. Gristle. Duvet. Shishkabob. Strudel. Chipmunk. Fornicate. Gargonzola. Tsunami. Sludge.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2 maanden geleden
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It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the ster Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked volgende to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage door two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was Kelly. The Imperial officer was sitting volgende to him, as another Rebel named Babra was pointing an A295 at her head.

Imperial Officer: Keep moving, don't stop until all supplies are safely on board!! *Walking past the Metra, but stops. He slowly turns around, and looks at Kelly*
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Article by Riku114 posted ·2 maanden geleden
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((This is a highly requested artikel of mine that I decided to instead make a research paper for my Senior Exit Project in my school. It was delayed this much because I had to turn it in, have it checked for plagiarism, then have it graded before putting it up. I also got a bit lazy at the end since I was busy XD I hope u enjoy and take some important things away from this.))

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Birds, we all love them. From their beautiful feathers to the funny videos of parrots playing with toys to their wonderful ability to speak, birds, and parrots in specific, seem like the one of the best pets to own. After all, who wouldn’t want to own a cute, pretty, and playful papegaai that could talk to you? It's a simple pet after all.

Wrong.

Currently, with how parrots are seen, this kind of thinking is common to those that are not well informed and is this kind of thinking that has caused a large problem for the parrots we’ve come to love. Throughout the rescuing centers, many birds are found abandoned, resold, and gegeven away multiple times as owners find that their pretty feathered friend is not as simple and easy as they...
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Opinion by springely posted ·2 maanden geleden
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6ix9ine rose to fame with his hit single "Gummo" released in 2017.
Daniel “6ix9ine” Hernandez’ hit song “link” brings a much deeper meaning than shootin’ niggas. Hernandez never fails to bring the aggressive, strong voice and lyrics with the imagery and flow of his rhymes. The song actually derives its name from Harmony Korine’s cult film known as Gummo from 1997. This is very important to the aspect of the song in which Hernandez adds an element of drill-style music, because in relation to the movie, a group of kids does oddly disturbing things in a dreary town, merely to pass the time. Here, the relation to the song Gummo is present when Hernandez describes numerous actions such as “popping these niggas like a wheelie nigga.” Present in the movie, the main group of kids also do odd, destructive things on a daily basis, such as robbing houses fully armed, setting property on fire, and harming others.

In the song “Gummo”, Hernandez fluently and aggressively sings about claiming a way to the top, albeit means such as violence and robbery. As he describes working hard and staying focused to climb one’s way to success, it can be perceived it may be all for...
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Opinion by -Universe_COLA- posted ·2 maanden geleden
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White brood is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown brood is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions: Green Apple, Yellow Apple
Evolution 2: Granny Smith appel, apple
Evolution 2 Alternatives: Green Granny Smith, Yellow Granny Smith, Fuji Apple, Rome Apple, Jazz Apple
Evolution 3: Hokuto appel, apple *same alternative evolutions*
Ultimate Evolution: Pineapple
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Article by deathding posted ·2 maanden geleden
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(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they toon up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this artikel has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. u fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the titel alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.

Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!

*Insert Overly Melodramatic Piano Here*

[i]♫Sometimes u feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
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Opinion by Renegade1765 posted ·2 maanden geleden
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Words to live by.
Back in July of 2017, I wrote an artikel where I talked about my complaints towards the LGBT community. At the time, I was writing an artikel where I reviewed Samurai Jack Season 5, but because I had Writer's Block, I decided to take a brake from writing it and write something else. In that article, I explained some of my complaints towards the LGBT community, however, I criticized the wrong people. I still think that the LGBT community still deserves some of that criticism, but they weren't the ones I should've been angry at.

Before we begin, I'd like to make two disclaimers first:
1.I won't be Politically Correct in this article, so don't expect the usual sugar coating that I do.
2.I'll be using a lot of the art work of Jago Dibuja; a very talented Spanish Webcomic artist who's responsible for creating the series "Living with a Hipster girl and a Gamer girl." wherein he expresses his political opinion while putting in a lot of humor and having likeable characters. His artwork is perfect for this artikel and I even asked for his permission if I could use them.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 maanden geleden
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Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an uur down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't u know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I love my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.

Ford

Man: *Driving a Taurus. He slows down as he gets behind a Corvette* Why is he slowing down?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 maanden geleden
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards door an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 maanden geleden
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meer Car Stereotypes

We have meer stereotypes for meer cars, coming your way.

Rolls-Royce

Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British home pagina dear chap. Come this way and I'll toon u what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a goud frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day, and share half of it with everyone in town.
Butler: He wouldn't do that if he had an Audi. He'd have to save up to keep it from falling apart.

GMC

Teenager: *Looking at a man*
Man: u scratched my truck.
Teenager: I did not.
Man: Yes u did.
Teenager: *Follows the man towards his truck. No scratch is seen*
Man: My door is messed up thanks to you.
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List by MTahmisian posted ·3 maanden geleden
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Never have I ever….


* Been on a datum of in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, vrienden and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter of seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo of piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked of done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to Europe of Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England Patriots
* Been a Democrat
* Bullied Anyone
* Never been on Instagram of Snapchat
* Liked Lasagna
* Gone Surfing (I want to!)
* Broken a bone
* Hitchhiked
* Gone Hunting
* Been Vegetarian of Vegan (also don’t plan to)
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Guide by Riku114 posted ·4 maanden geleden
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Well shit. Actually no, I doubt u are actually here suddenly in a rush because u just encountered this situation a few minuten geleden and thought the best place was to check my club for whatever reason. If that is the case, please, u made a bad decision, call a suicide hotline, zoek a meer valid source, and focus on your friend and make sure they survive the situation. This artikel won't help u meer than anything there will especially since this is meer of a tip artikel from someone who has had a lot of experience with this.

So lets talk.

First thing we want to establish. Are they actively suicidal of passively suicidal? As in are they actively planning on killing themselves now of soon and/or have they come up with a plan to do so. If so, that is someone who is actively suicidal. If they are stating they want to die, they want to kill themselves, and similar lines but are not actually planning to and/or have yet to get to the point of planning it, then it is passively suicidal. The difference is important as one calls for meer immediate strict attention while the other one usually is best handled in a much meer softer manner, but...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·4 maanden geleden
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A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, u let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do. *Climbs into his A-Wing*

The other pilots started to get in their ships. After a few seconds, hundreds of X-Wings, Y-Wings, and A-Wings were flying towards Sullust.

Wedge: No ster Destroyers in sight, but they are going to have a squadron of Tie Fighters down there. Also be careful of their turrets.
Red-9: Copy Red Leader.
Green-4: *Sees the Tie Fighters coming towards them* Here they come.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·4 maanden geleden
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Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an uur down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't u know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I love my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.

Ford

Man: *Driving a Taurus. He slows down as he gets behind a Corvette* Why is he slowing down?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·4 maanden geleden
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Naboo, one jaar before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, volgende to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to begin.

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The Battle Of Coruscant

Imperial Pilot: *Flying a landing craft into the planet of Chevrelium*

Starring everyone in alphabetical order

Ben Affleck as Simon Ulson
Cruella as Enpa Noore
Daniel Radcliffe as Ken Nixon
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted ·4 maanden geleden
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I can`t no meer breathe
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my hart-, hart is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.

u told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let u gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around


I feel your warm hand on my neck
kissing u my angel boy
don`t fly away


written door swagkathi


on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving u forever and don`t forget u
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝


•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)
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Opinion by Mauserfan1910 posted ·4 maanden geleden
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Well my typewriter is down for repairs at the moment and I need something to keep me from being bored as hell because I’m off work for today and my husband is off at church and I think the cat hid my dildo so what the fuck am I supposed to do with my time?
Some of u may be surprised that I’m an auteur since I type about like how you’d expect a fucking dumbass ranch worker to talk, but I am an author, and I swear I can type good if I wanna.
Art, in all of the forms that it takes on, exists as the method that we humans use to understand and explain our viewpoints on reality. Reality and fiction in that regard exist in a sort of car and model car of gun and airsoft gun sort of relationship. It may be easier to understand, meer accessible, and free of many of the constraints that the real thing is subject to. However, fiction still needs to mimic reality in one way of another because it is dependent on reality in order to exist in much the same way that a model car would have no meaning in a world without any concept of transportation devices. Art, however, can mimic reality in a wide variety of different ways. Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring gives a glimpse...
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