Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought u had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see u get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, u look like the guy in the picture volgende to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet u I can grab that gun before u finish writing my ticket.
So, u on the take, of what?
Aren't u the guy from the village people?
Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just...
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