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For those who have no clue what my fellow Aussies are doing, it's called planking.
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with pinguïn stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy of what? Do u think I'm going insane? I bet that u do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give u a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests u think she's pregnant unless u can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status of ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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This is door far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic vragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some antwoorden that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can u send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde antwoorden "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond kruis the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish u guys could get your act together. Just yesterday u take away my license and then today u expect me to toon it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top, boven of a burning building. Below,...
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1)At the movies: When u meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are u doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't u try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When u ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer boter Masala" dish good?...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in love with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are u doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. u see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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posted by blaise_jez
If u have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, u have $1.19. u also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime u see someon say a compleatly random word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a thee party like u did when u were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes door except old people


commentaar and I will make more
posted by jedigal1990
okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like u twilight fans keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it of not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across vragen and videos and fanpicks and pictures...
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Reasons I Love You:

1) The way u stand door my side


2) The times u make sure nothing will harm me


3) How u always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, u take the pain away with a joke


5) How u always look deep into my eyes


6) How u can make my hart-, hart melt with your soft lips


7) The way u hold my hand so tight


8) The way u never let my hands go


8) How u always watch out for me


9) They way u make sure I have everything I need


10) How u always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When u buy me things out of the blue


12) How u say the cutest...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "No stopping of standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.

2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm strand park circa 1950.

3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.

4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full of empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.

6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled door phone." -- On a form in a clinic.

7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.

8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided douche pet, glb box.

9. "Payment is due door the due date." -- On a credit card statement.

10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.

11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO u - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring u the news of fail blog sooner...

some of u may know but the rest of u probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your dag to dag FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most random posts of failed foto shots of failures geplaatst door dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make u laugh! u can take failed pictures your self...
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MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...
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1. Whenever u eat ice cream with a friend, start singing "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your vrienden has a goud fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If u vrienden has a goud fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your vrienden asks why, tell them the vis were lonely.

4. When writing and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit gegeven to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever u like.

8. toon them this lijst XD

If u have any meer ways, please write them in commentaren so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123
posted by wild-bby
1) Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...
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1) u lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) u have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit door the toilet seat.

6) u sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) u can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while u were in the pub.

11) You...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some meer that I came up with too, hope u enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to zoek the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done door a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the dag of the...
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i love this lol
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