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Shortest and Hardest Tongue Twister

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Shadowmarioking *tries and fails epically*

RoohWinchester Uhm... xD

CornChips Lol tried it and failed xD

karinabeadles fail

deathroman13 What's so difficult about it?

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oh, crap

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The simpsons quotes.

posted by tokidoki123

[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the kap #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...

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Stick Figures On Crack 3- fucking hilarious

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This is one of the 5 videos that are top, boven rated door people on youtube.

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Random.

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Soviet Russia Jokes!

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MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING ...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

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Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do u know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' favoriete Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a boot he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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fact of Fiction

posted by nessienjake

wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!

Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while u sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...

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Stupid Random Product Instructions

posted by Shelly_McShelly

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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule door mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...

KITTIES! :D

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Princess Terror Megara

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My Heroes: Part 5 (a truelox fanfic)

posted by canal

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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx

~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason zei hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason zei letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

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What to do when your friend stays the night.

posted by JapanHetalia

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So I am writing what I see people generally do when u stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of u do this. This also applies to siblings.

1. Play your muziek even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them door reading manga, texting, of stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.

Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters Predacons

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LoL-So True!

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The 25 Ways To Annoy Nathan Explosion (From Dethklok)

posted by Dethklokrox90

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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men of Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a random button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells u to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy beer with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it meer than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...

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LDShadowLady

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I love the 80s

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