Baby Tiger

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artikel like this so here's another one.I hope u enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks door (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a thee party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals door say "would u like to kom bij us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the roze fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good of I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT datum IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

meer famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy straal, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz

Ask everyone u meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as u can.
If u see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to eend under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as u can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, of pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum meer gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min of completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting meer till u reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).

Okay, so I was sitting on the divan, bank last night watching some rubbish televisie toon and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my regenboog colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I love u soooooo much' and so I was like 'I love u more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting u a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting u one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minuten later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do u think are greater,the advantages of disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(

THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from u mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes u of hits u *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to u first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her vrienden house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes u *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets u wear his clothing *he likes u in his stuff*
7) If u are tired of waiting for him to make the first verplaats *make it yourself*