1. When u get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf.
4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if u can see his gun.
6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him door his first name.
11. Pretend you...
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