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posted by E-Scope90
Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and love potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in love if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered chocolate a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of chocolate a dag before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in love approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic love suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do u see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if u know
For death is unseen.
It can take u at day
It can take u at night
Knowing death well
Can lend u some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So u don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
And...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. of (._.) indecisive
:-) of =] of :) of =) of :] of :^) of :D of :^D Smile of happy
:-L of =L of o¬o Drool of Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( of =( of D: of D= Frown of Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP of XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD of XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S of :s of =S of =s confused
:Þ of :þ of =b of =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ of : of =/ of = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, of a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my top, boven 14 fave sayings and quotes :) Enjoy xx

14. u got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when braambes, blackberry and appel, apple where just fruit -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in love when u cant fall...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for u to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair meer than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, u don't forgive someone for his of her sake - u forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've gegeven the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger of guilt towards someone, of towards yourself. But that can be easier zei than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.



"When u hold resentment toward another, u are bound to that person of condition door an emotional...
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posted by Wendy99
LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and u shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a vraag for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The seconde is gobbling down the top, boven and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top, boven of the ice cream....
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable door the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby...
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posted by pollydbookworm
*4 Boy friends*
>
> Once upon a time, there was this girl who had four
> boyfriends.
>
> She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with
> rich robes and
> treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him
> nothing but the best.
>
> She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always
> tonen him off
> to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one
> dag he would leave
> her for another.
>
> She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and
> was always kind,
> considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced...
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posted by hakadoshi12345
Egypt: -Slaps haka-

Egypt: T//T

Haka~: O_O

Yuki/Midna: HEY! What'd she do to you?

Soda: WHOA WHOA WHOA

Soda: -ties egypt to a basketbal net-

Soda: WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Haka~: I didnt touch you! I touched...

Haka~: Soda o.o

Egypt: SHE stal MY LAST COCONUT!

Egypt: AND SHE ABUSED MY CAKE

Egypt: AND ME AND MY HUSBAND

Egypt: AND MY WHEAT

Egypt: AND MY WEED

Egypt: AND SHE ROBBED MY HOUSE OF MY LOAN

Egypt: SHE TiED UP THE NARUTO FiXER!

Soda: (Is she seriously freaking out of is this another strange RP?)

Egypt: She ATE SUGAR iNSTEAD OF WHEAT!

Yuki/Midna: Haka didn't do anything.

Yuki/Midna: (I have no idea.)

Egypt:...
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posted by dannylynn92
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Childbirth is the seconde most painful thing in the world, right volgende to being burned alive.

You are meer likely to get struck door lightning than to be attacked and killed door a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do u want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take u out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call u sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give u a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why u are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are u going through now?

"I love you, too." = Okay, I zei it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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posted by fly210
I bet u can't keep up with this oneshot.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started singing so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then zei they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 jaar old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching door picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a random letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do u mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigers in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by kinga10111
..... Random Facts .....

If u have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, u have $1.19. u also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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posted by karpach_14
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, u haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. u order what u want, then when u see what the other fellow has, u wish u had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
posted by x-menobsessed26
u Might be a Child of the 80's If...
You have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.


The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket of playing tennis.


You know, door heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.


The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.


Songs door Debbie Gibson still haunt u to this day.


Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?


You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".


You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when u are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then u may call her door this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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posted by spunkyonyx
If u have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, u have $1.19. u also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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