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posted by pollydbookworm
This eend walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the eend leaves.

The volgende day, the eend returns and asks, "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the eend leaves.

The dag after that, the eend walks in the store again and asks "Do u have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told u no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if u come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five minuten yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time u see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that u are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that u are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure u dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
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people on random are the dumbest persons in life they are very disappointed ,they are lost everywhere ,they forget freedom is just another life ,and they are depressed and don't get a life
How pathetic !
They are real trolls
they are annoying
and they will go to hell soon
i'll kick their dirty ezel soon
HOW Pathetic are they ?

they should be burnt here and send to the hell!


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my opinion on friendship is u have to have a friend for starters. but what u also need is a person who is kind, caring, supportive, trustworthy, and theres alot of other things, and ohh not to forget a person who isnt rude to you. wannna no why im bringing the last thing on my lijst up its because thats whats going on to me. my name is alesse and my so called vrienden name is madison. well ever since january shes been runing me down, letting her anger out on me, and talking behind my back. i dont wanna friend like that. so i did some investigating and nothing wrong is going on in her life....
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Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is home pagina to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An ezel Of Himself On National televisie Is meer Entertaining...
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Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected door a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word u want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the...
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- Act like a spy / secret agent for the day, when at work of out and about ?

- At the bottom/top of escalators shout "SHIT MY SHOELACE !"

- Ask random people if they want to see your "belly button " ?

- Bark like an angry dog at people in the straat of shopping center !

- Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera whilst shouting their name ?

- Make funny faces at strangers to make them laugh !

- Make up crazy facts about random things and tell them to strangers as though u are very smart.

- Make sound effects for everyday actions !

- Out of nowhere, of when it is quiet,...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes u can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are u doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: u okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think u were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED door A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. u can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the Christmas boom in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their food can enjoy the arcade with some Christmas spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a ster though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...
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Listen here people.
This is all getting out of hand. Everyone needs to just calm down and realize that the Zanarchy is here to help.
All we want is to spread freedom and chaos for everyone.

Zanarchy has no ‘leader’. Zanarchy is a group of clones of equal standing. Some have cool powers.

We have the void.
The void is our equal.

THe void gave us space babes.

If u value your freedom do not trust prez. Prez tells u that there is weed and pizza but weed numbs your mind and pizza is a distraction so he can do whatever he wants.

The only road Mauser paves is the road to destruction. It is a road...
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