~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~
Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE ARTICLE to you!
Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.
Scientist Two: What do u mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their updates waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!
Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the...
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