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 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes u look illiterate and lazy. If u want people to have time in their lives to read something u posted, u don't do something u know u would hate. To...
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1. When u get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf. 

4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if u can see his gun. 

6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him door his first name. 

11. Pretend you...
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1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) u stal that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can u tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a random shopping kar, winkelwagen and push it into a wall, of shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure u have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
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I decided to write an artikel because some recent news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an artikel about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to toon everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If u commentaar on something u believe is true, then...
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The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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1. Take someone's shopping kar, winkelwagen and switch the items with stuff from the person volgende to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen u in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of u on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. verplaats "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A brand Extinguisher of Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...
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