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Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason u have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail u out of jail and tell u what u did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit volgende to u saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about u with direct quotes from you.

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10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our vrienden don't say "hi" door punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... u know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. u are going to fail the class completely no matter what u get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure u can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minuten into it, loudly say to the...
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I was born on a pinda plantation 62 seconden before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", door Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis mannetjeseend, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate samenflansen, zachte toffee cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, of eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the dag I was born.
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29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would u please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation u are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.if they let u touch their ipod computer of mp3 wis every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with u to the store of something yell "WHY ARE u FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom of dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say u saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as u can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there muziek videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I love them meer then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I love these two they start out hating each other then become close vrienden of maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he zei "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and beschrijving and he put the man inside and zei "see u in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the seconde man he asked the same vraag and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.



I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".

Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!

Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.

Be warned if u piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat u will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.

I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p

If u are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service bureau and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid of a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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