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1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes door waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...
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posted by danmarino900
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u get everything!! u teenage girls get special treatment from everyone just cuz ur girls. u have the power to make any guy u want fall for you. Girls don't get rejected and called a loser door guys when flirting like ever!! It's like your better than everyone and everyone gives u everything and all u can do about it is complain! Complain that u have it harder than guys cuz u pms of because life is meer comPlicated for you. Guys have to get rejected door girls all the time, most are super lonely in high school where less girls are, and we have to do hard manual work. Pmsing is tough...
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posted by theprettiergirl
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This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite halsketting, ketting on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me vis all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast u need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and u will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and u will get a tail but u do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also u will get powers when u do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on u but the spell the got put on u will end in the mornings.
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Okay so if u live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The volgende day, cut the balloons off and u got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when u can barely verplaats as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If u buy your husband of boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when u go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ of men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are meer women than men, it...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
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1. Know how to make u smile when u are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but u always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give u the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind u and put his arms around u

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer u plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of love .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when u take...
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