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1. u can name meer types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean u would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a seconde thought.

4. Everyone u know listens to country muziek like a seconde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people commentaar on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", u know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best vrienden and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the volgende morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean door 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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1. Ruin there favoriete dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soep and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up door me. ^ ^
1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
telling u that you're not pretty enough and ................................. See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See...
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1) u will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) u will check the Fridge to see if any food has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and u are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) u hate it when u run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when u are in the middle of a huge argument and realize u are wrong

8) u think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minuten after the right moment

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, of Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that u can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person volgende to u evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
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