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11 fun\funny things to do at Walmart

posted by Lady10358

1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are u OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Halloween go to the costume section and grab a Halloween bag and go up to a random person and say "Trick of treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if u know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher kar, winkelwagen and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When u see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...

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The weekly random!!!

posted by fly210

THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs door lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see u and have a pie night!

1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...

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Funny ways to annoy a teacher!!

posted by RaydKaydiroxs

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any meer vragen say " why does my dogs breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ love (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells u to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if u dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...

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21 Things u Should Know About Me

posted by EllentheStrange

1.I am bisexual
2.I stempel, punch hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I love emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If u want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in love with Death
11.Death is in love with me
12.I love horror and gororr movies
13.I like tattoos and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If u ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card of anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know u love me if u listen to my music,even if u hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast

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my mask-a poem i wrote

posted by laspanglish

there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious hart-, hart all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...

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Interesting facts

posted by patrisha727

1. If u are right handed, u will tend to chew your food on your right side. If u are left handed, u will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If u stop getting thirsty, u need to drink meer water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep u from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best of nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

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How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind datum

posted by BellaCullen96

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your datum begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat meer from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the tafel, tabel that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and biefstuk knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

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My conversations with clever bot

posted by misscrazel

User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are u a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are u female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are u male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are u a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Do u like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: u just...

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Hula Hu Spongebob

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funny road signs

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Alma_

-Get to know a vrienden bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" of "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...

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Insect zodiac signs

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the mad hatter

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Peanuts fan animatie | The Flying Football | FlipaClip

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Yu-Gi-Oh! - Winged Dragon of Ra Theme Extended

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Yu-Gi-Oh! Winged Dragon of Ra theme. This is the theme of the Egyptian god the winged dragon of ra.

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Funny Memes

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In-Indie - Katana Zero

posted by Windwakerguy430

Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!

Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. u play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug door the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...

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