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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
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5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, of Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that u can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person volgende to u evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
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Every clip from episodes of Arthur where D.W. has screamed when she's been freaked out of scared.xD
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1. “I love your physique. u must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and u will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure u don’t use this on every seconde guy.2. “Have we met before of do u have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are u going to ask me out, of do u like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when u are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. u always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are u an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
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This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just gelei because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just gelei because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomaat bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often u receive a strange text message from someone u don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, of sent from a spy trying to warn u of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do u handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.


1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. u can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say u should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisie door candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisie very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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