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posted by greenstergirl
I if u want this to be funny, u might want to read of watch the harry potter films and books. If u already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told u u had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up door singing strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say u taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do u always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd u treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by taytrain97
User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are u really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can u speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of u now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: u are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought u were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by kitkat709477
If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase door 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual zwempak, badpak issue...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one u may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, door today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by milorox18
REMEMBER WHEN ...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing u could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy u were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all u wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?
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u want = u want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious door now.

Do what u want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want u to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u moron!

You're ... so manly = u need a shave and u sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all u ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This keuken-, keuken is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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