When u See It

hallo this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Transformers knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...

(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason zei hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason zei letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether of not u are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* u are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* u are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* u are, most likely, an idiot.
* u have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five minuten of so. Memorize...

from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the volgende car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The meer it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...

Man: Where have u been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen u someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this zitplaats, stoel empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if u sit down.

Man: Your place of mine?
Woman: Both. u go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do u do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hallo baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do u like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

The following dumb laws are, of were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before u go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if u bail off and do something stupid of try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...

Love and Marriage:

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7


"Love is like an avalanche where u have to run for your life." -- John, age 9


"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow of something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8


"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how u smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9


"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8


"Once...

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can u fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit volgende to u because u invisible...

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned door their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their home pagina in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded door mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...

1. u can do whatever u damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. u can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. u can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. u don't having to think about birth control, calendars of ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. u can go out and flirt as much as your hart-, hart desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet zitplaats, stoel issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between u and the people in front of u while waiting in line.
Every time u pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind u in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let u off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, of pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an artikels on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an artikel about reasons why u should do pointe
1. u get to be taller
2. u can use them in self defense
3. u can... what u don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 uur Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done door a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the dag of the...

I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with u a few websites online that u can design characters! u all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, of just in your mind, and here are some websites where u can design their appearance! of u could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, of make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
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This website is door far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically u use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...