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-when u ask someone for something and they try to annoy u because they have it and u don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give u work u have to do at home pagina and u have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your vrienden call saying they'll come over and never toon up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own home pagina and being controlled door your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if u make one "dirty" of "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at home pagina with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in love for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really love him, but I think that he really does love me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL u MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a random book I was writing about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and zei I could write a book of something. This is the first chapter, so I'd love it if u could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things u liked, things that didn't make...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President of Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a jaar plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether of not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, seconde of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if u worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell u to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favoriete song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow random people off and tell them what to buy every minuut of so. If u get in trouble, say u were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kraag and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

1. Take someone's shopping kar, winkelwagen and switch the items with stuff from the person volgende to them's kar, winkelwagen
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen u in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of u on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. verplaats "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When u are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When u are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When u are dating..... He takes u out to have a good time.
When u are married ....He brings home pagina a 6 pack, and says "What are u going to drink?"

When u are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When u are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When u are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When u are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.

When u are dating..... u are turned on at the sight of him naked....