1) I can't reach my license unless u hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't u the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, u must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are u Andy of Barney?
6) I thought u had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do u know why u pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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