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Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten minuten the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire jaar and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...
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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I geplaatst a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think u can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the random fan club doesn't mean u won't get reported.

3. The vragen aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then u click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If u post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over door the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the muziek publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter of a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw u to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I love you
u say do u mean it?
I say yes I do
I love u
meer than anything in the world
u love me for who I am
Not for my looks of body
Just me
If u never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
u found me and took me in
u cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This lijst was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favorieten are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round tafel, tabel was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much u push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If u have a phobia about itching, u may harbor some memories of past infections of other problems that caused u to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up door St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send u to Heaven of Hell. After all, u enormously helped society door putting a computer in almost every home pagina in America, yet u also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let u decide where u want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let u visit both places briefly,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their vragen with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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