Beauty and the Beast - Belle

1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who antwoorden door saying things like;
"Why did u call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random artikel like this.

4. At walmart of somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, of a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off u aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so u aren't the one stressed on birth control , u do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuten tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell u at what uur to be home pagina when u in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home pagina as a teenager cause your parents...

Hi! :)
Here are the top, boven ten to impress the guy u like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what u want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its meer important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my vrienden heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she zei thanks...

When you're happy and u know it bomb Iraq
If u cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If u never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If u think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...