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Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He spleet, split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
posted by PsychadelicSkye
60 Fun ways to order a pizza


1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly...
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posted by robobot14
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too zuur, zure
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My druif stepped on a tafel, tabel lamp because it was too unorganized!
posted by x-menobsessed26
Application For Permission To datum My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied door a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical meld from your physician.


Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
Home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do u have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers of sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do u own of have access to a van? ____
A truck with...
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OK,everyone.The reason u were going to explode if u didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST RANDOM VIDEO of PICTURE???????!!(You could also post commentaren volgende to your picture of video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But u don't HAVE to post commentaren of captions volgende to it if u don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If u post just a commentaar of caption and no picture of video,by the way,it will not count and u won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
60 vragen People Dont Ask Survey from Quizopolis.com

When's the last time u ran? - Today in th hallways at school.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - Nope.
What are u dreading right now? - Carrying Crush cans home pagina tomorrow.
Do u celebrate 420? - Celebrate what?
Do u get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Nope.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Depends. Who is it and what do they want?
Who last grabbed your ass? - Nobody.
Have u ever been on your school's track team? - Nope.
Do u own a pair of Converse? - Yep.
Did u copy and paste...
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posted by selenagomezfan7
Sel found out the awful news while she attending a concert in L.A., and immediately left to go home.
Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.

A miscarriage means something went wrong with Mandy's pregnancy and she lost the baby. Selena had officially announced she was going to be a big sister just three weeks earlier.
















Sel found out the awful news while she attending a concert in L.A., and immediately left to go home. She canceled some of her upcoming concerts too.

Demi immediately sent a tweet to Selena saying "I love you." Selena's going to need vrienden like Demi to get her through this tough time.

Let's hope Selena and her family make it through this difficult time.


Selena Gomez's mom Mandy had a miscarriage this weekend. It's really sad news.
posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, u can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If u wanna gain a little weight all u have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks u what your size is of how much u weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when u think of women u think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making u upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way u are, of they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, of don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying u for "no reason", it's because they like you, of is jealous of you, of it's the spirits clashing.
posted by ShiningsTar542
Here's a breakdown of the most searched "real names" on Yahoo! over the past week. Surprisingly!..

1. Martin Sheen real name (Ramon Estevez)

2. Lady Gaga real name (Stefani Germanotta)

3. Triple H real name (Paul Michael Levesque)

4. Meat Loaf real name (Marvin Lee Aday)

5. Nate Dogg real name (Nathaniel Hale)

6. Charlie Sheen real name (Carlos Estevez)

7. roze real name (Alecia Moore)

8. Nicki Minaj real name (Onika Tanya Maraj)

9. Judy Garland real name (Frances Ethel Gumm)

10. Flo Rida real name (Tramar Dillard)

11. Miley Cyrus birth name (Destiny Hope Cyrus)

12. Katy Perry real name (Katheryn Hudson)...
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