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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing u naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't u have some laundry to do of something?
u are so cute when u get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuut - I get it. What time of the maand is it?
u sure u don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of teef flakes this morning!
Who are u kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no u ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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posted by awsomenerd
1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying u ran away and then hide in a boom of in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all dag long.
4. Ride your bike around your straat singing a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a garage sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. Kiss a random person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put chocolate on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
posted by cute20k
Do u have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause u to spit and ask u not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. u fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. u blow me hard . What am I?

Chewing gum

5. All dag long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator

6. I...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are u OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Halloween go to the costume section and grab a Halloween bag and go up to a random person and say "Trick of treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if u know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher kar, winkelwagen and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When u see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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FHM Magazine released a lijst a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do u all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people of that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late toon With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved door The...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through fanpop I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if u get a free datum with one of the staff if u make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a beschrijving to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if u get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by woohoomlb
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long geleden lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived door simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend meer than u can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly...
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posted by invadercalliope
These quotes are Quotes with differnt meanings of fret of just the animal.
“If a fret bites u it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the aantal keer bekeken are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, u can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to fret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and fret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written door a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever u do, don't just toon up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and u will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a straat named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle u with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a stier so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize stier for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact u to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects...
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posted by invadercalliope
Well I know emo isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if u cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
She met a boy within minuten of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went home pagina and cryed uncontrolably.
The volgende dag at...
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posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks u should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some boeken to class and read them instead of paying attention of doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your vragen to the class.

When the teacher...
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top, boven 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give u her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when u try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s gegeven u a fake number. Some women will give u their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell u why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when u say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. u look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and u never get tired of being with us.

4. I love u and only you.-Well, u guys get the picture.

5. I will be with u forever.

6. u have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. u shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for u to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
1) wacg alote of T.V. of be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make u sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda of crush
4) gety near load stuff of equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late uur
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straat orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make u hiper

those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.

plz writ a commet to tell me what u did on the list

Some dreams stay with u long after you've woken up.
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
1. Faulty of lost...
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1. Walk up to a random person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a random person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person u are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a random person the same gender as u and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" of "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a random man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."