DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while geleden and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi of Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi of Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.