1. At the movies: When u meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are u doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t u try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When u ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets u after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well u haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and u ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When u get woken up at midnight door a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were u sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry of not. u thought I was sleeping…. u dumb witted moron.
8. When u see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
hallo have u had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. u are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so u smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are u doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t u try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When u ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets u after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well u haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and u ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When u get woken up at midnight door a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were u sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry of not. u thought I was sleeping…. u dumb witted moron.
8. When u see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
hallo have u had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. u are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so u smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
my friend sent me this text message a while geleden and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi of Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask u somethingand i want u to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how u feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want u to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi of Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? u know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let u go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are u enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling u how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? u know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let u go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are u enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling u how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End