. Before reading any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" door Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy of overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw geroosterd brood, toast at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....
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