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A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the volgende week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told u I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell u again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can u tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because u love someone else doesn't mean u have to break one meer heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how u look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, u can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if u dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who u want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when u can enjoy being who u are.
-Alana

if u let yourself down, u let everyone behind u down.
-Alana

your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a banaan peel* Kikio:Are u ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did u see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that u like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
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1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, u answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, u answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, u answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, u say “is that so?”
5. If u so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher u did not turn in your homework because u were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. u have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets u a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If u want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if u are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see afbeeldingen in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. u Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 minuten of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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posted by miniabby33
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a eend
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



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