Stand on top, boven of the high board and say u won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because u have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend u can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the top, boven of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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