A dag in the Life...

I was watching my favourite Seinfeld episode, 'The Subway' (Season 3, Episode 13) and I got to thinking, what if I could read the gang's diaries for that day? I decided to have a try, so here goes...

Jerry

I had the strangest dag today... I had to go to Coney Island to get my car from the police garage (I still can't believe they found it!) so I was at the cafe early today, and I was so tired. I met George, Elaine, and Kramer there, and they made me pay for breakfast (as usual) it's so unfair, I always have to pay! Well anyway, we all had somewhere to go today – Elaine was...