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Serbia: Dreams Destination to the Balkans

posted by deedragongirl

Belgrade, Serbia.

Hello everyone, my name is Dee and I am from Malaysia. Here are my reasons on why I would love to go to Serbia, the hart-, hart of the Balkans!

Belgrade

The Serbian capital is one of my top, boven destinations in the country, it reminds me of my trip back in Budapest, Hungary 9 years ago. Mainly due to the River Danube that reminds me of the Hungarian capital, like many European capital cities, Belgrade preserve many of it's ancient monuments that are still standing today. I would also love to go to their Orthodox church, it's so beautiful and mystify!

Uvac

It's snake-like lake is the highlight of this beautiful...

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Vicevi

posted by yoki96

BOSANSKA TEHNIKA

Dogovorili se Francuz, Amerikanac i Boasnac da prebiju Brus Lija.I tako, odu oni kod njega u stan i prvi udje Francuz. Posle 5 min. izlete on kroz vrata, isprebijene ko mačka. Drugi udje Amerikanac, ali posle 10 min. eto i njega svog u modricama. Najzad udje Bosanac, kad posle pola sata izlazi Brus Li, krvave glave. Amerikanac i Francuz zinuli od čuda pa upitaše Bosanca kako mu je uspelo da prebije Brus Lija. A on će:
"On udarac, ja blok,on udarac,ja blok, on udarac, ja opet blok... A kad mi nestadoše blokovi, ja ciglu pa pravo u glavu.

LUKAVA PLAVUŠA

Plavuša, brineta i...

Spomenik Majklu Džeksonu

posted by yoki96

Režiser Darko Lungulov, poznat po filmu "Tamo i ovde", 3. oktobra počinje snimanje svog drugog igranog filma "Spomenik Majklu Džeksonu". Glavne uloge su pripale Borisu Milivojeviću i Draganu Bjelogrliću.
Režiser Darko Lungulov 3. oktobra počinje snimanje svog drugog igranog filma “Spomenik Majklu Džeksonu”. U ovoj crnohumornoj komediji Boris Milivojević će igrati Marka, koji, da bi spasao umiruću varošicu u kojoj živi i da bi sprečio ljubav svog života da ode, podiže spomenik kralju popa. U ovoj nameri podržava ga Dragan Bjelogrlić u ulozi vojnog pilota.

- Radujem se što...

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Vicevi 2

posted by HannahStickles8

OSMICA
Cak Noris je dobio osmicu na lotou!!!

NOZ
Cak Noris baca noz na kanteru!!!

HOKEJ
Cak Noris igra hokej na vodi!!!

SVETIONIK
Sta dobiamo kad ukrstimo zirafu i lampu? SVETIONIK!!!!!

KUVANJE
Zali se Mujo Hasi.
Mujo: Moja zena zna da kuva, ali nece...
Haso: Cuti!!!! Ti si jos dobro prosao, moja zena nezna, ali hoce!!!!

NA NEBU
Sretnu se Mujo i Haso na nebu i jedan kaze drugome.
Mujo: Zbog cega si ti umro??
Haso: Umro sam od zime, a ti??
Mujo: Ja sam umro od srece!!
Haso: Kako to???
Mujo: Eto tako ja dodjo kuci a Fata gola lezi na krevetu ja proverim podrum, kupatilo, kuhinju ispot kreveta i umro od srece.
Haso: Kretenu jedan, da si proverio u frizideru bili bi smo sada obojica zivi!!!

ANDELI
Cerka: Mama, dali andjeli lete???
Mama: Naravno duso. A zasto???
Cerka: Zato sto je tata rekao nasoj novoj spremacici Andjele. Kad ce ona da poleti?
Mama: Odmah sutra duso!!!

RUKA
Cak Noris tapse jednom rukom!!!

JEDINI
Cak Noris pise gumicom!!!!

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