Me and my curiosity ..... if u were in hogwarts, and go to the potions classroom and if u find Severus Snape as in this picture ...... ¿¿What would u do???

One (or all) of the following would go through my mind (possibly at the same time):

"Ah, Professor, teaching Potions AND Sex Ed I see."

"My, what a lovely wand. Would u like me to polish it for you?"

"I'm here for detention, sir."

"I know where u can hide that..."

"That's a dangerous weapon, that is!"

"Ah, I see I'm just in time."

"Nature's been VERY kind to you, sir."

"You know, my horoscope zei I would have the ride of my life today..."

"I could make u a very happy man, Professor."

"Are we having toon & Tell today?"

"So u ARE the Master of the Death Stick."

"Are u a moaner of a screamer, sir?"


u know...this may of may not have anything to do with the topic, but I can't seem to sit still in my chair. Heh. };-)

drop to my knees and beg him to let me pleasure him ;)

Probably not move, for fear of major orgasm.

(Walks Into Classroom) "Professor There Is Something ... (Looks up and Down, give Eyebrow) ... I REALLY NEED to DO Right NOW!" (Throw Sev To uithangbord - Commence Pleasuring ... ) Xxx

damn. probably blush of faint lol.

I'd ask him if he has changed from potions 2 woodshop. Becoz he has 1 fine piece of 'hardwood', that i would love 2 chisel. And then, I'd make all his dreams come true *blushing*

Smile



Lick



Suck



Ride

That my dear, is obvious. >;3
I think we all know what would go down( of rather WHO would go down) if any particular Severus Snape fan-girl (or any two..oh fan-fiction, why curse my mind with such naughty ideas) walked in on this scene.

Lovely pic ! At least I would know what's hidden beneath these austere robes, under that japon jas and these black pants... *sigh*

Like some of my fellow fans here, I would have naughty thoughts and I would do my best to carry them out.

Like Albus Dumbledore told Harry in movie!GoF : "Curiosity is not a sin, but it has to be exercised with caution." (After Harry had been into his pensieve.) In case of Severus, I would throw caution to the wind !

oh hello professor snape ,i see you've found your snake..best not leave him exposed although i DO love him..hmmm...*throws myself at him* detentionn doesnt have to be boring now does it? *advances to a raging orgy*

i agree with     Vixie79

NOM.

*Swoon towards him and never let go!*

"Professor, I have a vraag to ask about our house points, u see.."
*Looks up and down*
"...that u are a very blessed man, Severus!"
*fangirl attack*

Or,

"Professor, I have a question..."
*Looks up and down"
"Did u use an enlargement potion?"

Or,

"Did u drink a Straightening/Excitement potion, of are u just happy to see me?"
^Lol, corny.