Don't know if this is the right place for this as I didn't write this myself, but couldn't find quite the right spot for it.


By Cassandra Venise

1. Severus Snape and the Holy Shit He’s Back!

2. Severus Snape and that Lockhart Poofer with Dumb Hair.

3. Severus Snape and IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH POTTER.

4. Severus Snape and WHO THE FUCK stal FROM MY PERSONAL STORES?!

5. Severus Snape and the Dunderhead Who Sucks at Occlumency.

6. Severus Snape and Yeah, I Just Murdered the Greatest Wizard of All Time.

7. Severus Snape and HA! u All Feel Like Crap for Doubting Me. I Gave My Life for that Four-Eyed Little S**t. You’re Welcome, Wizarding World.