The blind professor Snape

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Hit on Lily (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Get de-pants’d (like a boss)

Call her a mubblood (like a boss)

Deface James’s bureau (like a boss)

Practice Dark Arts (like a boss)

Follow Voldemort (like a boss)

Spare her life (like a boss)

Cry deeply (like a boss)

Switch sides (like a boss)

Protect Harry (like a boss)

Still be a douche bag (like a boss)

Mix potions (like a boss)

Turn to page 394 (like a boss)

Kill Dumbledore (like a boss)

Become Headmaster (like a boss)

Jump out the window (like a boss)

Attacked door a snake (like a boss)

Look at me (like a boss)

Now I’m dead (like a boss)

Love her always (like a boss)