Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do u feel about Snape?
2.    How do u feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did u choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying u already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind u of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...