Shadow the thug

Shadow walked in to the doctors office. His doctor zei its involving his vorige planet he came from."take a zitplaats, stoel mr. Shadow"said his doctor. She was an attractive young vos, fox still looking official and attractive."yes dr. West " zei shadow without looking at her but at his gloves. "you know your from the planet Sirius right" "yeah, why? " " your planet was mostly made of carbon dioxide so your body's amune to cigarette smoke" "so u saying I can smoke ?" " yes shadow but don't make it a habit" " ok door dr. West" "goodbye shadow and please no meer sleeping pills." shadow walked out the hospital...

Shadow isn't real. And even if he was, i'm sure he would be hiding from u weirdos that are freaking obsessed with him and want to rape him. e_e

God that was one fail of a first paragraph...but onto my rant!

*takes a deep breath*

You fangirls are fucking crazy. CRAZY. I know how that is, too. I used to be fucking crazy. Fuck. XD First off, Shadow the Hedgehog is an anthropomorphic hedgehog created door SEGA, the owners of the Sonic franchise. They unleashed a monster. A MONSTER. I think we'd all be better off with just Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman. And Amy, if you're a little adventurous....

sonic: *smashing computer*SCREW u STUPID COMPUTER
me: sonic i zei CNTRL S
Knuckles: *stands in a miror* oh yeah those push ups are paying off
*camra rolls to base ment*
Amy: oh talis that feels great *dont ask what they are doin*
Shadow: listen here silver this is where i keep my tresuer from those sons a teef thives i call employess its one of hitlers secret bunkers it locked with a code that only i know and my brain *presses 1234* YE HAW *jumps in safe* alright let see if every thing is here
glod coins check
unicorn skelaton check
stufed ex wife
Silver : MOM
Shadow: check leprcon stining...

Brianna the Fox(Me): *Smiles* Hello Sonic fans, tonight we will be interviewing Scourge the Hedgehog!(The green perv that ALWAYS tries to rape girls)
Scourge: Well, well, well! A sexy girl is gonna interview me! >:3
Shadow: *Gives Scourge the DEATH GLARE* I hate this fucker!!! (Shes not my girlfriend but STILL!!) >:(
Brianna: Yeah..... hehe... ^__^" MOVING on...... lets start the interview!
Scourge: All right. >:3
Shadow: (To raper(Scourge)) Fuck you! >:(
Brianna: HUSH Shadow! Scourge, why do u ALWAYS attempt to rape girls?
Scourge: Cuz i know they want it. (Looks at her body up &...